Week 7. Kindergarten Challenge

When you think about kindergarten, what is the first thing you think about? I bet it’s when you were a child and your first experience with other kids. But what if I rephrase this question. What is the biggest kindergarten you know of? You’re right. It’s probably the parliament of your country. Ours is in Canberra. What a terrific place where children of all ages never have to grow up.

Of course if you are a politician you would disagree with this statement. You would say this isn’t a kindergarten and chuck a wobbly like a kid. I rest my case.

But my little kids found this kindergarten and want to know what it’s about. In this instance they found our PM, the honourable Malcolm Turnbull. He is our Prime Minister. We didn’t vote for him. The party he’s in voted the other one out and got him in. It seems to happen a lot these days that the leader gets changed on a regular basis. I reckon we should stop voting for any of those clowns. They do what they want anyway and have very little regards for us commoners.

So, other than picking on politicians what was my time in the kindergarten like? In short, it was fun. I was the kid doodling all the time. We had drawing sessions where we were given a bunch of papers and a handful of crayons. I can’t remember if the teacher set a theme to draw. I did my own shit anyway. Most of my drawings consisted of A4 sized monster whales eating tiny little sailing boats. The whales mouth was always ginormous. Almost as big as the whale and it had huge teeth. when I wasn’t drawing you could find me somewhere up a tree. A long way up a tree. We had a lot of horse chestnut trees around our kindergarten. That was always fun as I was hidden up the tree in the thick foliage and I dropped the horse chestnuts on unsuspecting kids.

Evil me.

Danny

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