Sad to hear, so so sad.

Not many things bother me. Barely anything makes me sad. However, I get up in the morning and find that the coffee machine had a leak. It is terminal. Kaput. Not worth fixing. Gone to the recyclers. We had such...

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What is the secret?

We have a secret here. Can I trust you? You know, if this gets out, our heads are on the block. It has to remain OUR secret! Ach, I don't know. How much do you know about the Fenders? I...

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Is home a sweet home?

Home Sweet Home. A term we hear a lot. But who is defining a sweet home? Who makes the call? It's not me. I have found my home. Actually I got born in my home. It even comes with...

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Growing horns is a slow process for this little kid

There a lot of things growing fast around here. But it's not my horns. I have these tiny little stumps on my head and they just don't want to grow. I look at my dad over in the other...

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My most favourite thing in the whole world is ….

It is a simple question. What is your favourite thing in the whole world? I am on a farm and whenever I ask that question I get an answer straight away. I tried that the other day. And it...

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Ozzy, the long haired animal

You know, there are days when you get the weirdest requests. I get this text. Dan, we need a long haired animal. Right, any? I replied. Any! We don't care. It needs long hair and we need it now!...

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Henrietta, the science hen

Doing science is a lot of fun. Being a scientist is even better.  They can walk around in shite lab coats and use glass veils for all sorts of experiments. Then they drink coffee and tea, eat worms and...

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Loosing a thread in a haystack

I'm loosing a thread here. Stay with me, this isn't easy. My name is Althread, we come from a long way away. Our home town is Manthreadster. You know the city of nuts? No? Well I work there as...

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Cinema, the way I look at it.

What is it with this cinema thing? It certainly has changed over the years. When I was a wee lad, cinema was different. We used to go out to the flics, to the movies, even to the drive ins....

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My Beautiful Happy Place

This is my beautiful, wonderful, special, extraordinary happy place. Why is that so? Well, this is a tough question. My happy place is malleable. It is changing. Have a lot of different happy places. tight now this is my...

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